Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
