THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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