their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
