I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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