I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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