i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
whose parrot is this?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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