I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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