i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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