you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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