whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Randomize
