They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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