oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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