I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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