I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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