I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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