BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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