His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
4 words: hood of his car
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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