I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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