his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Randomize