I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It's no shave November. This is our time.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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