My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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