Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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