Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Fuck appropriateness.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
