I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
