In the future we'll all be gay
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i out mim tonsoeep
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