their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
