physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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