his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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