Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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