is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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