wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
nutella sex= disaster
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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