His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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