Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I would ride that face into the sunset
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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