Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
even my farts smell like vagina
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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