worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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