I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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