I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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