onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i need some magic done to my vagina
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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