I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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