Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
This house was built for laser tag.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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