ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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