Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
