i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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