I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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