i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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