idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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