This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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