Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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