she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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