I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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