I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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