See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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