By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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