Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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