I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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