So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Alive.
So much puke
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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