I want to stick my p in your. b.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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